|   Wednesday 
        1/3 7:00am
 Spring has sprung, and it's snowing. The kids think that means school's cancelled. 
        No, it's not.
 later There's thousands of people in Dublin at the moment who have a black/grey smudge 
        on their foreheads, to do with observing Ash Wednesday. Apparently, the leaves 
        from last Palm Sunday are kept, and burnt, until this morning.
 a bit laterWalkies. Around the area that Joyce called Nighttown. Bella Cohen's is no more, 
        it's now 'Our Lady of Mercy' refuge. What would have been the Tyrone Street 
        entrance is now just a cement wall. The area, 'Liberty Flats', has a graffitteed 
        'pushers out' notice. Wandered around, hoping that no-one would think I was 
        a pusher.
 
 
        
          | a bit laterCapel Street.
 A 'traditional music' shop. Look at the flutes, £240 for a wooden 
              one, and £190 for a beginners one. Low whistles, bejaysus, they're 
              nearly £100. Fiddles hanging on the walls. Cassettes of Irish music. 
              Nothing startling in the sheet music shelves.
 I like the 
              place, anyway. It feels real. |  |  quite a bit laterSt Stephens Green. There's millions of ring-pulls embedded into the bitumen 
        near the Arch. The one that's known as Traitor's Gate. Maybe those who are commemorated 
        on the Arch for having been killed or wounded in the Boer War decided to have 
        one hell of a binge before they left.
 10:35pmThe Brazen Head
 A piper, two flutes and a guitarist. Sound brilliant, and they obviously need 
        a drummer. But, just stood, listening, not quite getting the opportunity to 
        ask if I could join in. They'd probably tell me to piss off anyway.
   Thursday 
        2/3morning
 read more of Ulysses, 
        the Cabman's Shelter. The character Corny says that the address of the Brazen 
        Head is in Winetavern Street. It's not. It's in Lower Bridge Street, number 
        20. The Bleeding Horse also gets a mention as a place you can get a room at. laterWalked down Thomas Street, to collect the parcel that's waiting for us at the 
        Post Office. It's not open yet, so a walk to the end of Thomas Street, where 
        the road divides, near The Barn Owl, and there's a painter blacking the poles 
        around some commemorative statue, passing the Guinness factory, the hospital 
        stop shop, finally to the PO, open now, and get handed a large parcel with a 
        million stamps all over it. Guess Shannon's getting a polaroid camera for her 
        birthday.
 still laterat the OPW. Began the box of bones I left yesterday. A younger child this time. 
        Legs, tiny. Pelvis, jaysus, this one was probably still in whatever the medieval 
        equivalent of nappies were. Then, the single tooth, probably only had the one. 
        Tiny ribs, tiny vertebrae that hadn't finished forming. Poor bastard, didn't 
        live long enough to have a birthday.
   Friday 
        3/310:45am
 Malahide. Had to wait ages for 
            the 42 bus, and the front snug 
        of Duffy's pub, according to C, is "exceedingly cute".
 4.45pm
 Grafton Street
 
 Liam's busking, in front of the old Brown Thomas store, hoping to make the £6 
          he needs for 'The Crow' t-shirt in HMV. It's 2 degrees, and his fingers are 
          freezing.
 6:00pmYep, he's made it. In HMV, downstairs, counting out the earnings, coins in piles 
        on the floor.
   Saturday 
        4/37:25am
 Shannon's tirteen today. Leotards; Tigger, the anorexic koala (with a tail, 
          and made from a yellow and black check), Manglers (spicy corn flavoured chips), 
          Onion Rings, a Yorkie Bar, a Milky Way, Burger Bites (hardly any flavour at 
          at all, compared to the artificial overdose of Manglers), the 'Creative Collage' 
          activity book, and a poster of Brad Pitt.
 
 8:40amThe Taz's in green jelly didn't quite work out, as the jelly didn't set.
 2:02pmThe Ambassador, which is Liam's "favourite cinema in the universe", 
        waiting for Quiz Show to begin. And Holy Bejaysus, there's an ad for condoms 
        (the one where the chemist who sells the boy the condoms also turns out to be 
        the father of the girl he's taking out), but, always thought dingers weren't 
        allowed to be sold in the Republic.
 5:35pmand the amount of rubbish the Irish audiences leave behind in cinemas is absolutely 
        beyond belief. Mountains of garbage, Calcutta gets the 'tidy town award' in 
        comparison with this. No wonder they have to close between sessions, must take 
        them hours just to clean up after every screening of every film.
   Sunday 
        5/38:50am
 There's a group called Scarlet, whose 'Independent Love Song' is huge here, 
        they sound as they they haven't quite recovered from hearing The Lion And The 
        Cobra either.
 1:00pmWalked with Liam up to the Glasnevin Cemetery, basically following the path 
        of Paddy Dignam's funeral. Up O'Connell, passing Dorset Street, into Phibsborough, 
        there's the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the Cross Guns, and the Brian Boru. Into 
        Glasnevin. We're asked if we're looking for anybody in particular, by a guy 
        who turns out to be from the Irish Graves Association, who, fortunately, has 
        nothing else to do but to show us around. Joyce's parents, Parnell's Rock built 
        on the grave of 900 people who died during the Famine, the IRB graves, the Fenians, 
        the Easter Rebellion graves, and the Hunger Strikers graves, James Larkin, Michael 
        Coleman, Emmett's girlfriend, O'Donovan Rossa, De Valera, Roger Casement, the 
        martyrs that died for Ireland, and a million and a half people are buried here, 
        the Celtic crosses, crosses decorated with zoomorphic scrolls, harps, shamrocks, 
        hounds and broken round towers.
 To the Museum.In the Road to Independence wing, Watching the video display on the Easter Rebellion Displays, twice through, wondering if those who put their names on 
        the Declaration really understood what they were doing, or if it just seemed 
        like a good thing at the time. And then through The 
          Treasury, the work of angels, not men.
 
        
          | later In the belting rain, to the National Gallery.
 The Blind Piper is great. Sentimental and Romantic, but great.
 |  |    Monday 
        6/3Back to the Museum. Gate. Safe. I read the Ulysses plaque at the entrance. Raghnall is there, so is Ned - who's wearing a rather 
        stupid hat - they explain that they're setting up the 
          desk that will be my 'office', deciding where things are going 
      to go. I help bring in the desk, and the computer on a trolley from Ned's room.
 Fiddling with the 
        computer, trying to find Modes, not getting past the first screen, and as Nigel 
        explains on the phone, it's all simple really, just press Alt E. I guess if 
        all else fails, press Alt E. Details, what details 
        go where. Raghnall and I think we've sorted it out. Won't know until we attempt 
        a search on downloaded data. Do 10 records. Yes, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday mornings, and the Leeson Lane bones in 
        the afternoons. How do I tell them I'm knicking off for two weeks on a dig week 
        after next? Oh well. And they're currently preparing an exhibition on Vikings, 
        and the 'De Valera' room was an embarrassment really. Apparently, it was all 
        just playing politics.
   Tuesday 
        7/3Morning
 MuseumOn the way, wondering if the pedestrian lights were there, in Kildare Street, 
        when Bloom deviated to avoid Blazes Boylan. Probably not.
 Managed to get through about 30 Westropps.
 laterC went to a service at St Teresa's, the services are constant, every half hour, 
        streams of people, neverending, and she shook hands and said the "God Bless 
        You" at the appropriate times.
   Wednesday 
        8/38:35pm
 
 The Bolshie Broads March
 something like "4795700" is being chanted, the Intenational Women's 
          Day march, which, tonight, is a march to support the passing of the Abortion 
          Information Bill. Parnell Square, offered leaflets by the Socialist Workers, 
          and C joins the march, to O'Connell Street, D'Olier Street, somehow up to Molesworth 
          Street, to the back of Leinster House. The raucous microphoned chant "What 
          do we want ...," and "not the church, not the state, women must decide 
          their fate...," and "SPUC off...", but my vote goes to the "keep 
          your rosaries off my ovaries..."
   Thursday 
        9/37:12am
 The Abortion Information Bill got passed. But on this radio station at least 
        "the pro-life movement has not seen this as a setback", and that the 
        pro and anti groups "traded insults" last night. Damn, I didn't insult 
        anybody ...
 5:25pmAnother day of the Museum and its Westropp's in the morning and Leeson Llane 
        and its bones in the afternoon. Westropp's negatives of Galway, cow lifting, 
        Aran Islands, Inisheer, Inishmaan, cathedrals, churches, the very occasional 
        figure, the gentlemen in bowlers, the ladies in white blouses and long black 
        dresses. In one, an ankle was being revealed, how daring. And about a thousand 
        photographs of St Gobnats statue. She was something to do with beekeeping.
 6:25pmIn Fishamble Street, there's a plaque commemorating the place where Handel's 
        Messiah was first performed, although the actual venue is long gone. It's not 
        so much a plaque as a tin sign.
 9:40pmThe Brazen Head
 Expected some kind of a session, but there's none. Must have heard that I was 
        coming.
   Friday 
        10/3Along the Quays to Celbridge.
 Waiting at the Viking Boat bus stop for the bus.
 9:30amCelbridge
 In a coffee shop, upstairs, the signpost down there says Maynooth 4¼, hope 
        it's kilometers, and over the other side Celbridge Memorials, 6274242, get your 
        Celtic Cross, next to Celbridge Cycle and Sports.
 
 
        
          | 10:46amUnder Connolly's Folly.
 Underneath one of the smaller arches is the sarcophagus of Marica, the 
            Hon. Mrs Desmond Guinness. Architectural Preservationist.
 The doors to 
              the upper level are firmly bolted and welded closed. There's junk everywhere, 
              litter, cans, graffiti, but it's still impressive. A pointless nothing 
              built for nothing other than sheer whimsey. And why not ? |  |  11:55amMaynooth. In the Leinster Arms. The town has an Olde Worlde charm. You can buy 
        Screaming Green Mummies potato crisps, but not the legendary Banshee Bones.
   Saturday 
        11/312:22pm
 Grafton Street.
 The buskers are out in force. A poet, who'd recite any of a few hundred Irish 
        poems, a crappy guitarist doing Jimi Hendrix songs, a singer outside Bewleys 
        who has cassettes for sale and has the advantage of using a microphone, then 
        there's a flute player who only seems to know Hey Jude and Morning Has Broken, 
        an old fiddler who's not too shabby, a rather great group of what look like 
        schoolkids, a piper, box player, guitar, fiddle, bodhran and flute) and bejaysus, 
        they play the folkie stuff well.
 Best of all, though, was Liam. Pity he only made £1.13.
 2:50pmThe Irish Film Centre
 Tickets £2.50 each, for The Tin Drum. One of my favourite novels. Explaining 
        the symbolism of Oskar Matzerath and the analogy to Germany 1939-1945 to Liam. 
        I'm not sure I explained it very well.
 5:40pmThe film doesn't quite get to the end of the book. But, on the way, the skirts, 
        the toy shop, the screams, the breaking glass, the eels, the fall down the stairs, 
        the post office, Maria and the fizz powder, dancing on the concrete boxes, Kurt's 
        present, the party pin, Roswitha's coffee, leaving on the train. I'm expecting 
        more, but that's where the film ends the story.
 9:20pmFinally found a session at the Brazen Head, and joined in. Lots of songs, but 
        it wasn't very good.
   Sunday 
        12/39:45am
 Reading Dubliners. The Ivy League. The man who could not return love. The zen 
        moments in time.
 11:20amThe American Laundromat, in South Great Georges. The walls are decorated with 
        posters for upcoming events. And Liam and I have trekked Bloom territory this 
        morning. Westland Row Station (new Pearse), pass "All Hallows", down 
        the street under the railway where Bloom furtively reads his love letter, Sweny's 
        (which has lemon soap for sale, as it should, £5.15 for three or £3.50 
        for one), the Mont Clare hotel, the Cabman's Shelter has gone.
 2:15pmO'Connell Street. The kids are going to the Savoy for "Star Trek : Generations", 
        not me, never was a Trekkie. There's lots of child beggars on the street, the 
        'hunry and homeless', and I'm wondering if the spelling mistake was intentional. 
        Another, outside the Savoy, working the queue, with the palm out and upward.
 The Madigan Bar. 
        Down Talbot Street. We sit in the front section, under a portrait of Joyce. 
        other illustrations on the walls include Joyce's school, Nora with family, his 
        graduation photo from Trinity. Even the men's has tiled portraits. This is great, 
        you get to contemplate genius while taking a piss. But the best was 
        reading 'Grace' and 'The Dead', from Dubliners, in Madigans, even though I did 
        feel a tad pretentious doing it.   Monday 
        13/37:45am
 Apparently French people spent the equivalent of 8 days, over a lifetime, saying 
          'bonjour."
  9:05am The blue-faced 
          clock set into the front of Trinity College, the one that one of the characters 
          in Dubliners steps off the footpath to read.
 Began mentally composing an essay on Ulysses, imagining that I'd been set the 
          topic of 'my favourite novel'. It would begin "Sweny's, the chemist from 
          which Leopold Bloom buys a bar of lemon soap, is still there, and still sells 
          lemon soap. Barney Kiernan's, the pub in which The Citizen holds forth his views 
          on Ireland, does not - it's now a hairdressers' called 'As You Like It'. The 
          cabman's shelter, where Bloom and Stephen Dedalus meet Skin The Goat, is now 
          part of glass office blocks (not sure about this part of the essay, too wordy). 
          Both the Citizen and Skin The Goat are buried in Glasnevin Cemetery, the place 
          to which the funeral procession for Paddy Dignam heads. Finding them was a thrill. 
          Nighttown, Bella's no longer exists, but is still a dangerous area. Graffiti 
          at the entrance to the apartments there reads "Pushers Out". Scary. 
          Take a photo of where Bella's was, then get out of there fast. I'm not a pusher, 
          but I am unknown there.
 But I'll probably never get the chance to write the essay anyway.
 3:05pmOur registration forms are being processed. Had to fill out 3 cards each. Date 
        of Birth, Nationality, Children, Address, etc ... Seemed fairly painless as 
        we had all the right papers this time. The girl seemed quite friendly, "so 
        why did you choose Ireland ?", even if she did have grey teeth. I've never 
        been an alien before.
 
 
        
          | To 
            Bewley's, to celebrate being Aliens. The coffee in here is sensational, and            sometime I'll have a sticky-bun too.
 |  |  Tuesday 
          14/3
 morning
 at the MuseumDuring morning break, in the cafe, hearing stories. One about an excavation 
        being carried out by someone named Finbar, from Queens University in Belfast, 
        next to the Murphies Brewery, and accidentally hitting a pipe. The next morning 
        the site had a head on it. Another one about the High Crosses that were put 
        together for the Eurovision 'TimeDance' sequence being put together the wrong 
        way.
 Back to the Westropps. 
        Negatives of ruins in Kerry, Cork, Clare, Kilkenny, and even more of St Gobnat. 
        Westropp seems to have had a thing for St Gobnat. afternoon
 Liam's helping 
          me clean bones at Leeson Lane. He asks lots of questions, while cleaning, a 
          skull, pelvis and some ribs. He does it carefully.
 
   Wednesday 
        15/31:00pm
 To Ned's lecture on Ritual in the Bronze Age. It's one of the most boring lectures 
        I've ever been to, but it's for the 'layman' apparently. He mentions two theories, 
        one, the deposition of bronze for ritual reasons, and two, about the intentional 
        taking of wealth out of circulation. I wanted to ask him if the two theories 
        could be combined as maybe greater attention was paid to ritual in times of 
        plenty, but refined, in case I got up his nose.
   Thursday 
        16/311:20am
 Morning break, "coming for coffee ?", always exactly at 11:00. How 
        am I going to tell Raghnall that I won't be here for the next two weeks? Mary 
        asked if I was going to the Saint Patrick's Day parade. Of course. It's always 
        freezing, apparently, and there's always these stupid Americans who march and 
        do nothing but wave to the crowd, and it's always tacky. Good, the tackier the 
        better.
 
   Friday 
        17/3, St Patrick's Day
 9:45am O'Connell Street
 Outside the 
      GPO, front row by the barricades, the runners on the Dublin run panting past.
 My wrist clamming 
        up from the cold, a long parade. Bands,marching girls, floats, more marching 
        girls, University bands from America with funky drum epics that make the local 
        Irish product look like utter shite. Clowns, people wearing sprigs of shamrock 
        and stupid green plastic bowler hats, people in the parade dressed as Celts, 
        warriors, lots of Saint Patricks, the Guinness animals, although the Guinness 
        horse itself was getting a bit testy, people on bikes, in wheelchairs, the feebs 
        march past, more bands, accordions and drums, the Beamish Pipe Band (they were 
        great), the Dunnes Store Pipe band, the Prison Officers Pipe Band, youth bands, 
        the Tallaght Festival band, marching girls with flying batons. The Lord Mayors 
        coach, the Liberties music and dance group (jaysus, didn't even know there was 
        one), arty drummers in face masks, cheer squads, The big finish is some monster 
        American band that sucks up to the privileged under the canvas awnings, and 
        my feet have gone numb.And, learnt that 'balloon' is pronounced 'balloo-wen'. Rhymes with moo-wen.
 a bit laterThe Ormonde
 For that extra special St Patricks Day round of drinks.
 10:20pmOrmond Centre
 This place is a basement, set up like a cafe.
 11:05pmThe band's late, "Irish time", and the support band was shite.
 
        
          | Saturday 
            18/37:40am
 But Dervish were brilliant. Intense and loud. Cathy Jordon utterly 
            captivating. On stage 'til about 2:15, but the time passing quickly.
 On the way 
              out, asked 'security' if I could take one of the three Dervish posters 
              from the back wall. I took the reply to mean that I could, but the reply 
              was so backward logicked that I still wasn't sure, even while I was removing 
              it. Stuck at the bottom and stapled at the top. Detaching it carefully, 
              still managed a 3" rip. Damn. But it's huge, featuring Cathy dancing 
              through the fire, in either the same dress she wore at the gig, or she 
              has a huge wardrobe of vaguely hippy-ish dresses. |  |    Sunday 19/3
 8:43pm
 Pier Hotel, downstairs.
 This gig, Begley & Cooney, is meant to be one of the highlights of the 
        Temple Bar Fleadh, at least, it's listed as such on the back of the Fleadh guide.
 laterJaysus, for a duo, Begley & Cooney rocked. Stephen's come a long way since 
        his days in Redgum.
 
 Monday 20/3
 10:30am
 Trinity College
 Yep, got the TCL 
        one-day readers ticket. Just flashed the out-of-date LaTrobe Uni Student Card. 
        Easy. Early Bronze 
        Age -graves and metal objects2000-1200 BC
 not much about social structures known
 Beaker People "lived in a world which for them was charged with magic and 
        symbolic meaning"
 "native copper is now very rare in Ireland, and it was probably never a 
        significant one in the Irish Bronze Age"
 but, no Bronze Age smelting pit has been found.
 graves: 1. burial rites 2. funerary 
    pottery
 A. 
    Cist Graves: short, rectangular, slab built box
 burial 
    customs: crouched, or lying on sides (economy - space ?, magico-religious?)
 typological 
    distinction between 'vase' (contained cremated bone) and 'bowl' (food), in cist 
    graves
                 B. 
        Pit Graves, paved floorsgrave 
        goods: gold, silver, bronze, stone, flints, bone, buttons/beads, wood
 environment: 
        increasing use of yew woodland, and blanket bog
 no evidence 
        for changes in agricultural practices from Neolithic to Bronze Agesocial implications re gender, status : difficult to determine.
 laterbought one of the posters from the New Book of Kells, from Dublin Castle, the 
        "I wanted to convince the barman of the absolute significance of the moment" 
        one. Why you cannot buy a replica of the entire book is beyond understanding.
 
        
          | 4:30pm It takes 78 walking paces to cross the Ha'penny Bridge, from steps to steps. 
            For some reason it takes 50 to get to the middle, then I guess your pace 
            gets longer on the down side.
 |  |  And since the local 
        boyo became the new world boxing champ, the Evening Herald has the headline 
        'Stephen Hero', somebody knows their Joyce. Tuesday 
          21/3
 9:10am
 Museum
 Continued cataloguing the Westropp negatives of Dublin, nothing staggeringly 
          new there, apart from some shots of Swords, an interior shot of Howth castle, 
          and two of the vestments of Plunkett, usual churches, occasional round tower.
 At morning tea, with Raghnall, Ned, and a guy who turns out to be the Keeper 
          of Manuscripts in Trinity College. Raghnall congratulates him on a recent purchase, 
          £47,000 paid for an early book.
 1:15pmGrafton Street
 Some girl shoves a small cane basket at me, "no," but she follows 
        me anyway, waving a shoving the tiny basket closer, and saying "I need 
        it for food." I ask her if she'd like to buy me some. She goes to find 
        some other victim. Don't like it when they hassle, especially when they lie.
 2:30spent the afternoon in the garden next to Saint Pats cathedral. Warm and sunny.
   Wednesday 
        22/311:25am
 Museum
 My thoughts are asked for regarding the motifs edging the Smith Gold Cup. Aboriginal, 
        maybe? God knows.
 
 
        
          | 1:15 National Library. The Reading Room doesn't open until 2:00. Asked at the 
            desk about the room mentioned in Ulysses - an entire chapter of Ulysses, 
            where Stephen delivers his thoughts on Hamlet, but the guy didn't have much 
            of a clue. He thinks it may have been what's now the Librarians' Office, 
            but at least he knew what I was talking about. Maybe it's just me, but I 
            assumed an association with Ulysses would have made it important. Obviously 
            not, at least, not here.
 |  |  2:25pmReading Room. I have no reason to be here, other than touristy ones.
 6:20pmBuying crisps from the Gaiety Sweet Shop. Burger Bites are okay, but they don't 
        have the nukesome power of Meanies or Monsters. They sell them straight out 
        of the box.
 laterMaybe the words 'Brazen Head - trad session' (from In Dublin), and 'music - 
        7 nights' (in the pub itself) don't really mean what they appear to, perhaps 
        they mean something else entirely. Perhaps the brilliance I heard three Wednesdays 
        ago was just a figment of my imagination, perhaps I was so convinced that I 
        was going to hear what I wanted to hear, a great bunch of musicians that just 
        needed a drummer, and that's exactly what I saw and heard. It all seemed so 
        real at the time.
   Thursday 
        23/38:10am
 The lead singer of Smokie is in a coma, apparently, but there's no brain damage. 
        Funny, thought that was their problem from the start.
 9:05amMuseum
 Gate. Safe. Ring the bell, thunk. My ID card has gone from the front desk, fill 
        out a new one. The guy at the desk advises just to keep it, rather than handing 
        it in every time. I guess I'm becoming known around here.
 More Westropp negatives. South Dublin. Obscure places. Churches, ruins, 
        high crosses. The best was a picture of a zeppelin over Dun Laoghaire taken 
        on Armistice Day, November 11 1918, the only portrait photograph that Westropp 
        probably took. Of a woman on a park bench.
 At coffee break I'm 
        introduced to Pat, head honcho of the Museum. It's explained that I'm from Sydney 
        and that I'm working on the Westropp collection. It sounds impressive said like 
        that, although I'm not from Sydney, and I'd never heard of Westropp until after 
        I'd arrived in this country. Pat is in horror that the negatives will eventually 
        be destroyed. His view is that in 50 years time, historians and archivists will 
        call this destruction as 1990's madness. He's right. 10:01pmJust finished Portrait of The Artist. Stephen's gone off to create the conscience 
        of his race .. and good luck to him.
 Friday 24/3
 C is reading a children's book called 'The Bookshop on the Quay'. Recognized 
        the places. Liffey, Ormond Quay, O'Connell Street Bridge, and the Guinness barges 
        are mentioned. Still, I don't think it's the created conscience of the race.
 9:35amOn the bus to Chapelizod.
 10:07amThere's a house, a grey two storey, 89 Main Street, with 'Finnegans 
          Wake p.264' on a plaque. I wonder if the page numbers remain consistent 
        between editions ?
 
        
          | 10:50am Mullingar House.
 'Home of all characters and elements in James Joyce's novel Finnegans Wake'. 
            Having a chat with the barman, Yes, If I'd done what Eric Cantona did, I'd 
            be away for 6 months, rather than just not being able to play soccer for 
            two weeks. I just had to speak to the barman, even though he's not the dreamer 
            of Finnegan's Wake dreams. "She's a River", by Simple Minds, is 
            currently on the radio and above the cigarette machine there's three framed 
            portraits of Joyce.
 |  |   12:00Back to Dublin. The Quays, passing apartments like ours, green domes, Bargaintown 
        carpets, beds, and Bargaintown takes up the entire length of this quay. Boss 
        Croker's Inn, Arran Quay, Virgin in the fake rock grotto, Church Street, The 
        Quill, Four Courts, Chancery Place, the Dublin Christian Mission welcomes me, 
        Four Courts Inn, The Ormond, Pops Restaurant, Tormey Bros, 'Shrine' are appearing 
        at Slattery's 25th Mar, Carroll, Ha'penny Bridge, posters for Playboy of the 
        Western World with Dolores Keane, Edward Butler, Hapenny Bridge Galleries, Bachelor 
        Inn, O'Connell's statue, GPO, Eason's, and people are wearing daffodils because 
        it's Daffodil Day, Abbey Street.
 2:02pmBewleys. Grafton Street.
 Creating a Bewley's Collage. Serviettes, dockets, even a menu from the James 
        Joyce Room upstairs, which Shannon 'found'. Three ladies who were next to us 
        moved on, perhaps they felt inadequate in the presence of artists. Truth, beauty, 
        the nature of tragedy and all that good Stephen Dedalus stuff, but, I have to 
        agree with Joyce, truth is not beauty. Keats got it wrong, nor is it all I'll 
        ever need to know. Chris is writing her thoughts on Bewleys, the aroma of sweet 
        sticky buns, coffee, and somehow, an agelessness in the scent of the burning 
        fire. Nothing else matters when you're in Bewley's. Not a single thing. The 
        collage is great. True Art.
 6:35pmToday, Liam met Amanda O'Sullivan, the girl that is Jean Butler's Riverdance 
        stand-in, the one that became the 'overnight sensation'. Apparently she's totally 
        gorgeous..
  Saturday 25/3
 Morning
 
 
        
          | The Moore Street 
            Market. Sounds. The traditional music from Dolphin Discs, the horse clipping, the 
            tobacco and cigarette and lighter sellers, I buy the usual, Samson, and 
            as a special today Mother's Day cards at 50p each, the smells of the fruit 
            and vegetables and the bakeries and the grot on the ground, the smell of 
            dampness on the awnings and the road and the bunched fresh flowers. The 
            people, the young ones with a quick eye, the older friendlier ones who call 
            C "love", to whom nothing is too much trouble, some terse ones, 
            no, they can't 'do' half-pounds of tomatoes, only pounds, while others can, 
            searching the stalls for the ones that have parsley. And, finally, buying 
            kidney at the butchers.
 |  |   12:05am
 And tomorrow, I'm catching the 6:20 train from Connolly Station to Arklow, and 
        meeting Barra at 'Kitty's' on the main street. £7 train fare.
 9:40pmAccording to Lets:Go, the sessions at Slattery's are at 12:30 on Sundays, but 
        according to someone who knows someone who went there once that C knows from 
        Mt Temple, they're on at 11. Who knows. I no longer know what a traditional 
        session is anyway. Nor do I believe that they actually happen, anywhere. Just 
        bands playing for tourists.
   Sunday 
        26/33.25pm
 Somewhow managed 
        to lose an hour. Daylight savings. Get to at 2:00 session of Little Women and 
        it turned out to be 3:00.  5:30pmWaiting at Connolly Station, or, in Irish, Stásiún Ui Chonghaile. 
        The train's here, but the cleaner's are still cleaning, maybe they leave their 
        trains the same way they leave their cinemas, maybe it's wall to wall garbage 
        in there. Whatever, it's platform 5. The 
      Rosslare train stops at Arklow, and it's orange and black. This is becoming very, very real.
 6:25pmThey've finally finished cleaning the train, I'm on, and it's moving.
 Blarney by the boxful. Dairy Milk. Talbot Street, Abbey Street, Liffey, Tara 
        Street, All Hallows, Pearse, Rostrevor Court, graffiti, burnt building, backyards 
        long and narrow, Lansdowne Road, canal, Sandymount, apartments, rugby field, 
        Sydney Parade, houses spread out now, church with a round tower, looks modern, 
        the beach on the left, this is where Bloom wanked and Gery flashed, Booterstown, 
        caravans, Georgian House, Blackrock, Seapoint, Monkstown down by the sea, sea 
        wall, jetty, ionic columns, Dun Laighoire, maybe, missed the sign, high stone 
        walls either side, tunnel, wall continues, green cables running red lined, Sandycove 
        and Glasthule, Glen Stores, now green, Glenageary, Dalkey, cigarette, been years 
        since I smoked on a train, high green, longer tunnel, out now, to the sea again 
        reappearing, white houses overlooking, Bray Head, stone wall right, sea left, 
        green fairytale building, The Independent headline tonight 'Teacher Fury Over 
        Deal', flattening, now boring houses set in green, Shankill, fields, golf course, 
        towns now spread out, coming up to where?, spires, one pointed one square, train 
        slowing, at Bray, Hibernia Inn, announcements made at stops, have this stupid 
        fear of not being about to get out in time at Arklow, should have plenty of 
        time, moving, train creaking, Bray is grey (don't delay), cross on the hill, 
        are the clouds greying or is it just getting dark? The sea's back again, the 
        right side hewn out of rock, barricaded with mesh wire, the sea is calm, wonder 
        if you can see Wales on a clear day (probably not), portly gentleman over there 
        in a grey and light maroon jumber with a can of Finches (whatever that is), 
        and Metallica still pumps muffled through someone's headphones, tunnel, hurtling 
        through anyplace, ticket collector, another town, Coopers Restaurant, leaving, 
        Davis Motors. Greystones sur mer, stopping, poster for Waltons 'World of Music', 
        well nearly, haven't seen any duduks in there so if you're into Turkish-Armenian 
        music you might be out of luck, you can get the bus as far as here from Dublin, 
        but we're well out of the county now. At last, moving again, squeel, another 
        golf course, if you 9-ironed in the wrong place you'd have to tee off from the 
        pebbled beach on the other side of the line, cows, farmland, farming what? ducks 
        in the waterlogged parts at the edge of the field, canal, hard to believe this 
        countryside is not brown and parched and cracked, the boyos down a few seats 
        finding something hilarious, farmhouses, still green though getting darker, 
        hills in the distance look greyblue, ruined roofless building, three swans flying, 
        lights on a mountain, yellow flowers on shrubs, C would know what they're called 
        but I don't, thinning out now, approaching another town, must be Wicklow, graffiti 
        Irish Republican Army (that's it), yes, it's Wicklow announced, Cill Mhantáin, 
        Inter-City ad 'we go further to get you there', the sea's disappeared, probably 
        momentarily, cigarette (enjoy the luxury while I can), sheep on tree-lined pastures, 
        cemetery, outskirts of town, night is coming in and the hills are darkening, 
        are they gorze bushes? graffiti Sex Kills, sad, flower nursery, somebody over 
        there is reading music manuscript, a tune called Medieval Dance, houses in a 
        small valley, and on the left, another an a hill, nope the sea definitely disappeared 
        when it did, rolling plains of green on either side, the boyos having some great 
        craic, next town, lights, no, bypassing, river "Rathdrum next stop", 
        slowing, Ráth Droma, poster for Rail Breaks - yes, know what they are, 
        bloody expensive, brilliant water fountain on the station though. Arklow's next, 
        how long? Will I find the hill, or Kitty's, will Barra remember? What's the 
        telephone code for Dublin 1? 01? river over rocks, nothing outside except the 
        black tops of trees against a darkly blue sky, and the stony river, shallow 
        on the right flowing in the direction as the train, so uneasy about this, what'll 
        be expected, what I'll be expected to know but don't. Lights, Arklow? Pub, well 
        lit with fairy lights. Slowing? No, not yet. Straight A's mean nothing, ruins, 
        street light, town, must be Arklow. Finish.
 9:10pmFrom the station, the exit door, straight ahead, to the main street, turn right 
        and Kitty's on your left.
  Kitty's.Barra's not here yet, but it's a nice enough pub to wait in, books line the 
        walls of the stairs, one of them includes a tune called "The Devil in the 
        Kichen". I think I know that one.
 11:00pmThey haven't found anything on the dig, so far, apart from the disappointment 
        of a cairn that proved empty.
   Monday 
        27/3  
        
          | 1:13pm At the site, turned my first archaeological sod, and against all expectations, 
            found nothing, although Jimmy and I were just clearing a 3m x 4m area of 
            topsoil. Ripped my gumboot on a shovel, held levels, tore my raincoat. Finished 
            cleaning the topsoil of the designated area outside the 'dig' enclosure, 
            but I don't know what to do next.
 Jimmy uncovering the group of five stones that'll probably turn out to be 
            nothing.
 
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          |  | Ballinagore. Martin's Field. A Bronze Age Cemetery.
 |   This truly 
        is a beautiful landscape. Cows and sheep graze exactly as they're supposed to. 7:15pmCoronation Street is on, and apparently Tracey's into drugs. She's in a coma.
 To Barra this is a "textbook excavation", and can read it as such. 
        Fecked if I can. I must have read different textbooks.
 9:10pmA drive into some town, Red Cross or something. Two general stores, Flemings 
        near the Telefon, and E.Collier on the other side. Collier's has a rather fetching 
        black vest and bow-tie set in its window.
   Tuesday 
        28/3morning
 It's Liam's birthday. 16, hard to believe. Happy Birthday Mate. Hope it's 
          a good one.
 3:00pm
 We're all in Martin's sheep shed, up the road from the dig, waiting for 
        a lamb to be born. It's pouring rain, and apparently we don't work in the wet. 
        Had afternoon tea at Martin's house, and I don't think they believed me when 
        I told them about the size of Australian farms. But, it's a pleasure to be away 
        from the dig, and from Martin's old mother, who's story about how she came to 
        own her dog, Amy the chihuahua, took 30 minutes, just on and on, rambling, losing 
        the thread of her story then vaguely remembering what she was talking about. 
        Earlier, at the dig, got talked to by some farmer, but I couldn't understand 
        a word he said, something about the weather, or it might have been something 
        about sheep.
 4:50pmThe lamb is finally here. Martin had his arm up to the elbow, helping it, then 
        swung it, to clear the lungs. Maybe I should have done that with Liam.
 7:30pmFair City has just ended, and do, she didn't want her son to go to jail, but 
        the bloke was suspicious of this oil-based get rich quick scheme.
   Wednesday 
        29/3Sometime
 Don't know if I'm enjoying this epic of archaeology or not. Are we having fun 
        yet? The three 'archaeologists' have found some broken pottery shards, and a 
        flint. I found a horseshoe, and deepened the 4'x3' by one inch. I don't think 
        we've furthered an understanding of the Bronze Age very much.
 LaterJimmy wears a German Army coat emblazoned with the names of Heavy Metal bands; 
        Slayer, Metallica, with drawings of hanged men, and messages like 'Evil Made 
        Flesh'. He's just as quiet as I am around here.
 6:26pmThe Jet station at Woodenbridge.
 There's rows of 'Hula Hoop' chips, and a Lourdes travel pamphlet in the window.
 6:50pmHome And Way is on. And it's totally riveting to everybody else here. Pippa's 
        being a bitch, whoever Pippa might be. They don't seem to realize that it's 
        utter shite.
 9:40pm 
        
          | Barra's 
            Wicked Chocolate Cheesecake Recipe .... it 
              really is delicious ...
 Crush 
                10 Digestive (5 oz) biscuits, melt 2 oz butter (and mix), press into dish, 
                and refrigerate.
 Mix 8 oz philedelphia cream cheese, 2 egg yolks (separated), 
                3 oz castor sugar.
 Melt 150g cooking chocolate, and add 4 crunched up 'Dime Bars'.
 Let chocolate cool, then mix in and whip 5 fl.oz 'double cream'.
 Fold into chocolate and cheese mixture (fold, not blend).
 Whip egg whites until stiff, then fold in.
 Crunched dime bars on top, then let set.
   |  10:35pmArklow. Phone calls. And while I've been down a hole, Liam's been knobbing it 
        around Dublin in stretch limousines, as part of his Work Experience at RTE.
   Thursday 
        30/310:55am
 They've 
        found a second flint. Identified by the striking platform, and the bulbar scar. 
        Meanwhile, while the others are going gaga, Jimmy and I deepened the 4' x 3' 
        by an inch. 1:36pmThe Pope has just delivered his latest volume of great thoughts. More of the 
        same. But, amazingly, he apparently does know the mind of God. Isn't this the 
        definition of heresy though ?
 5:25pmDriving to Woodenbridge, stopping at the Jet station, which seems to be a popular 
        place to stop. This time, they buy Snowballs. Which they eat in one go, just 
        shove it all in. I'm told it's the traditional way, and I'm not sure I believe 
        them.
 laterA solo drive into Arklow. Good God Almighty, I'm Free At Last. Buying eggs and 
        milk. Got a tad confused leaving the place, it doesn't matter, I'm free and 
        there's no-one judging me, so just drove around the block a few times, and eventually 
        recognized a few things, then over the bridge, aiming for the caravans on the 
        corner, then for 'Journeys End', the name of the house we're staying in, remembering 
        to close the gate, as apparently 'Grandpa', whoever he might be, is very finicky 
        about the cows he thinks will wander in and trample his flowers.
   Friday 
        31/31:17pm
 and these people have no idea who The Bothy Band were. I'm amazed. Like not 
        knowing who The Beatles were, or who U2 are. After I explain, Mara just dismisses 
        it sarcastically as "Irish Traditional Music", well, of course it 
        is, you fecking useless bitch. I have very little in common with these people. 
        And if I have to listen to fecking Des's 'Pulp Fiction' soundtrack again, he 
        can shove the fecking 'little green bag' up his arse. And Des, the sad but true 
        fact is the Stone Roses are utterly shite, whatever you might think. And no 
        wonder the Irish haven't produced any new brilliant writers as the only adjective 
        left in their language is 'cool'. I hate that word.
 9:50pmHi honey, I'm home !
 To Leo Burdocks for fish and chips. To Bewleys, Grafton Street, upstairs, my 
        shout. C listens to my bitching about the dig, that Mara has permanent PMT and 
        Christ knows what else, the ugly fat slag.
 
 Apparently, 
        according to C, rosary beads and crucifixes are turning to gold, a couple of 
        hundred, says one priest. Why the Irish still trust their priests is utterly 
        beyond me. |